Kudos to Chuck Monster for finding this fanciful rendering of SLS Las Vegas, presumably designed to mislead would-be EB-5 Visa investors from China and points East. Shazam! The former Sahara has miraculously floated down the Strip and over to Koval Lane, where it will miraculously sit opposite bargain paradise Ellis Island Casino, a popular haunt for Las Vegas Advisor staffers and other bargain hounds. Wow! I’m amazed how $400 million raised mostly from obscure overseas sources (and subject to visa-approval contingencies) can rewrite the geography of Las Vegas at a snap. Even Steve Wynn never managed that trick! As for the rendering, it’s so daffy, it makes me wish it were true. (Does it rise to the level of a “material misrepresentation” to investors?) And when is “Sam the Sham” Nazarian going to file for that long-promised gaming license? Whaddya wanna bet somebody has to bail him out of this project?