Strangest story of the year

Steve Wynn‘s Encore is making news in a way its owner would probably prefer it didn’t (and not for the first time this year). Bryanna Warren, Trinity Kennard and Encore 1Charmella Triggs picked up a couple of guys in an Encore bar and lured them up to the mens’ hotel room. (They probably didn’t need much luring, I reckon.) For some dumb reason, the johns allowed themselves to be persuaded to remove their watches during sex. Now, one of the watches is a $12,000 Rolex Submariner and the other a $4,000 Rolex GMT Master, so you can see how moronic it was to take them off.

The women made a grab for the timepieces, holding their victims at bay with a stun gun. They made it as far as the taxi rank, where Las Vegas Metro officers apprehended them. (Kudos to Encore security for doing a stellar job of containing the situation.) Retrieving the watches was a little trickier because the women had stashed them in — I kid you not — their coochies. The watches were subsequently returned to their owners (Ewwww!) while Kennard, Triggs and Warren are under indictment for conspiracy to commit grand larceny, robbery and grand larceny. (Judging from the looks of the women, those men must have been pretty desperate for sex.)

As for the victims, I think they’d prefer that what happened here stayed here.

Shame on A&E for canceling Longmire, its hypnotically gripping detective series-cum-Western. Now we’ll never know if Jacob Nighthorse (A Martinez) gets his forever-under-construction tribal casino built, among other mysteries.

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