Newly Harrah’s-ized Planet Hollywood has got a new Web site. OK, it’s a little rudimentary by 2010 standards but we’re in the top of the first inning here. (If for some reason the page doesn’t show in your browser, the promo code for $99/night suite rate is “tower.”)
Fans of Peepshow will be happy to see that performances resume on March 1. One presumes this means a near-total recasting of the show, its previous set of performers having been sent on a multi-month hiatus. Whatever Peepshow 4.0 looks like, it will probably bear only a passing, downsized resemblance to the Mel B./Kelly Monaco extravaganza of a year ago.
Two other observations: The lead image, unfortunately, is shot from an angle that maximizes the architectural incongruities of Planet Ho. In the wayback, circa 2001, Robert Earl toyed with encasing the half-hearted “Moorish” look of the hotel tower in a big glass cube. One can easily see how that concept might have been impractical (imagine a micro-climate between the glass sheath and the tower proper) but it’s Planet Ho’s aesthetic fate to always be stuck somewhere betwixt fish and foul.
Also, how did Bill’s Gamblin’ Hall get to be Harrah’s fourth-highest-priced hotel (check the right-hand column), below Caesars Palace, Paris-Las Vegas and Planet Ho? “Just lucky, I guess?” Who’d have thought the day would arrive that it would ascend so high upon the Harrah’s food chain? Congratulations to the once (and to some of us, always) Barbary Coast for outpricing the Flamingo and The Rio.
Speaking of which … an S&G reader writes in with the following query: “I’m rereading Winner Takes All and it says that Harrah’s bought the Rio for $518 million in stock and $370 mil in debt assumption, for a total of $888 mil. In today’s dollars, I would put that at about $1.3 billion. Which makes me wonder — how much is the Rio worth now? Maybe I’m missing something, but I see the Rio as being about a $500 million property today. That would seem like a pretty big hiccup for the Smartest Man in Gaming.”
Tough question. And congratulations on your excellent choice of reading material. It’s a fine and well-reported book.
First, let’s take CEO Gary Loveman off the hook. The Rio was purchased on predecessor Phil Satre‘s watch, for the understandable reason that Harrah’s didn’t have a trophy property in Las Vegas with which to incentivize Total Rewards players. Satre, to his credit, realized that Harrah’s Las Vegas wasn’t cutting it in that respect. Unfortunately, Harrah’s one-method-fits-all management style took a property that was successful because of the service culture and business style the Anthony Marnell family had cultivated and tried to Harrah-ify it, with disastrous financial and PR results. The Rio-into-Harrah’s move also meant that a casino that was perceived as a young-ish, hip hangout became geriatrified. It was a bungle and one could plausibly argue that The Rio never fully recovered.
To arrive at a 2010 sale price for The Rio, one would have to send out an S.O.S. to Liz Benston at the Las Vegas Sun. Having pored over Harrah’s “Byzantine” (as she calls them) financial statements, she’d know the 2009 EBIDTA for The Rio. (Note to self … ) Multiply that cash flow by seven and you’d have a plausible asking price. I agree with you that it would probably be far closer to $500 million — even less, if I had to make a prediction — than $1.3 billion. One also has to take 12 years’ worth of depreciation into account.
Under the Marilyn Winn administration, The Rio’s depreciation has accelerated far more sharply than that of the (comparably old) Mirage, not least because maintenance has been so obviously sloughed off. Except for Penn & Teller, the entertainment on offer could charitably be described as “lackluster,” although the two buffets are among the top five or six in town. So you’ll understand why it’s difficult to suppress a chuckle when Harrah’s CFO Jonathan Halkyard boasts that he and Winn will as much as quadruple Planet Ho’s cash flow. Unless it’s done with smoke and mirrors (i.e., by jobbing the debtors and thereby reducing interest payments, too), the notion that Winn can do for Planet Ho what she couldn’t for The Rio is risible … unless the Secret Plan is to re-relocate the World Series of Poker there.
Perhaps the only operator who could effect a turnaround at the corner of Flamingo Avenue and Valley View is Rio neighbor George Maloof — and don’t you wish he would? No casino-hotel tower in Las Vegas compares, IMO, to the beauty of The Rio’s. What a shame that an erstwhile standard-setter has been allowed to fall toward the rear of the pack.
Wayne’s World. Readers who feel I’m too hard upon the unfortunate Wayne Newton will be pleased to note that, in terms of script, The Wayner’s Once Before I Go has it all over Viva Elvis. Admittedly, anything with a “See Spot run” narrative arc will surpass the Viva Elvis script, which is literally cut and pasted from the program book, with a few cringe-worthy, faux-folksy expressions thrown in. It won’t tell you anything about Elvis Presley that you didn’t know 35 years ago. Newton’s script, by comparison, is far more substantive and personal, and actually will expand your knowledge of the man. If Newton’s voice were in seagoing condition and he had a somewhat larger budget (and technically superior showroom) at his disposal, he’d have Viva Elvis clobbered.
World’s biggest asshat found. ‘Nuff said.
Bill’s Gamblin Hall keeps some pretty lofty company at http://www.tripadvisor.com. Last I checked it was #14 in Vegas surrounded by the likes of Bellagio, Wynncore and the Adelson duo. It blows away all the other Harrah properties on the strip Trip ratings-wise. It almost has me convinced to give them a try when I take my son to Vegas in December for his 21st birthday. A co-worker is giving Bill’s a shot in May.
Maybe the Harrah’s brass is pricing rooms off Tripadvisor ratings. They could (and have done) worse things.
My only beef with Bill’s is the name. Granted, keeping “Barbary Coast” wasn’t an option but the only other Bill’s was a hole-in-the-wall, 11-employee grind joint in Tahoe that closed last month. If ever there was a golden moment for Harrah’s to reintroduce the Horseshoe brand to the Strip, buying the B-Coast was it. But they muffed it and have also frittered the Flamingo brand down to almost nothing. Very sad. I love that brand.
Forgot to mention it on the blog but the cranes for Margaritaville in Biloxi were dismantled and taken away a few weeks ago. That didn’t get any play in the LV papers, just down South.
Bill’s has a loyal following and the WOM is strong. Plus, most of the rooms were remodeled by Boyd before the sale. There are people who don’t want a long walk from there room to the strip and there is no better option for that than Bill’s. Alot of people would rather stay there and use the Flamingo pool than stay at the worn down standard rooms at Flamingo.
The Rio was a great place to hang out at when I lived in Las Vegas from 1995 to 1998. The place was always crowded when I was there on the weekends. The cocktail server outfits were quite revealing and most of the servers were very pretty. The VooDoo Lounge, which is located up on the roof, was also a lot of fun. I saw Dennis Rodman there a couple of times, that dude is pretty big.
The Rio was one of my accounts (I sold printing for American Printing when I lived in Las Vegas) and I would stop in the casino after my sales call and have lunch. The Rio lunch buffet (which was excellent) was $3.99 (this is not a typo). I think by the end of 1995 the lunch buffet’s price was increased to $6.99 but it was still excellent and a good deal.
Then Harrahs bought it in 1998 for $888 million dollars and it went downhill. Hopefully Harrahs will do a better job with Planet Hollywood (which I think will eventually be renamed Horseshoe) but who knows.
Uh, “Winner Takes All” is actually NOT a well-reported book. It’s chockful of very significant errors as one of your colleagues reported at the time. The woman did a history of Vegas from 1995-2005 and didn’t even discuss Sheldon Adelson? And this is a well-reported work?
http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/content/nc/news/the-intersection/single-story/article/the-strip-sense-gaffe-factory/
I think Bill’s may be the “real” Strip version of a Boutique hotel. Small, cozy, with good enough service and food/gaming.
Another one that fits this category, IMO, is Hooter’s. It ain’t nice, but it is very cozy, incredibly low-key in the morning, all the food I’ve had at Dan Marino’s was good, and most suprisingly, the DAM bar had the most talented, good looking girl dancing on the bar when we went there after Purple Reign last October.
Seeing some web reports that Penn is still circling for the Rio? Anything being discussed in Vegas papers? (I’m terrible with keeping track of where I see some of that stuff).
The amazing thing to me about the Rio, is even though HET has owned for all this time, is that there are still so many that fondly remember the Marnell period with it, I’d hazard a guess that the right operator might still be able to turn it around, but with the one size fits all model of HET, it’s just going to continue to lag.
I do think that WSOP ultimately ends up at PH, aren’t there some large conference/theater style rooms just off the casino floor that they can use? Plus the mezzanine would make for a nice final table area if they wanted to as well. Makes a lot of sense to move it to the strip and PH seems to be have the intangibles that they need to accomplish that.
Here’s the website reporting that HET and Penn have come to an agreement on the Rio. Although in reading the article, I’m not overly confident in the reliability. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2727461/penn_national_and_harrahs_rumored_ready_pg2.html?cat=3
Other David, the LV Weekly’s FUBAR Web site has let you down; the link is broken (and Friess’ own site isn’t much more helpful, I’m afraid). However, his USA Today review is still available:
http://www.stevefriess.com/archive/usatoday/binkley.htm
I’ll let readers decide on the significance of the mistakes for themselves. If you want to read a *badly* reported book on Las Vegas, take Pete Earley’s \Super Casino: Inside the New Vegas\ out for a spin. Earley can’t even get basic geography right.
Jinx, great stuff about Penn and The Rio (although if the deal goes through we will have to be careful distinguishing the Penn who performs at The Rio from the Penn that owns it). It makes the most sense of any of the three deals — after F’bleau and Cosmo — that Penn has floated so far.
Maybe Peter Carlino realized he whiffed on Planet Hollywood, maybe not. But Rio fits Penn’s stated criteria for a low-cost entry into Vegas and Harrah’s could essentially negate its new debt from the Planet Ho deal if it talks Carlino up to a half-billion or so for The Rio. Alas, if I had a dollar for every Rio sale rumor I’ve heard over the years, I could afford a Mandarin Oriental room night.
P.S.: Green Valley Ranch was on Carlino’s wish list at one point. But now that one of its co-owners is suing the other, that skittle is surely off the board.
Thanks David, I always thought the Rio made the most sense for Penn, but definitely agree that rumors for the sale have been a dime a dozen. I’d almost think HET would work to move Penn and Teller prior to any sale if they could. Similar to what I think they wanted to do with Legends (move from IP to HET) before their redesign went bye bye. Maybe P&T end up at PH too? Although if I’m Penn I want it to stay, because at this point P&T is probably one of the few things driving traffice to the Rio.
I’ve got to ask Harrah’s a Total Rewards-related question today, so I’ll broach the P&T topic, too. No disrespect to “Peepshow” but P&T would drive much more traffic to the Planet Harrah’s showroom — and be great for marketing, of course.
Excellent, can’t wait to hear what their response is. I have to agree P&T if given the opportunity definitely needs a strip room.