Hey, Gary Loveman …

… would it effing kill ya to send CFO Jonathan Halkyard down to Home Depot and pick up some Sherwin-Williams to slap on the old Paris-Las Vegas balloon? (If you think she looks bad from this angle, you should see her from the West Flamingo Road side.) I was going suggest buying the paint at Walmart, what with Harrah’s Entertainment being thrifty and all, but — as a good Democrat — you wouldn’t hold with shopping there, I’m sure.

Not amused. “Which of these un-honored notables deserves a star on the Vegas Walk of Stars,” asks Steve Friess‘ latest Stripper Poll. Amazingly, Steve Wynn only holds — as of this writing — a narrow, two-vote lead over Danny Gans. The late Gansmeister one fewer vote than Debbie Reynolds, Joey Bishop, Judy Garland, Peter Lawford and Tom Jones combined. I do not find this funny. Thank god it’s an informal plebiscite, otherwise we might have to topple Elvis and Sinatra from the Vegas pantheon, and install the maudlin Gans in their place. But just imagine the gasket Wynn might blow if Gans slips in ahead of him and wins. Hey, maybe there’s a funny side to this after all.

The good news is that my candidate of choice, Bob Stupak, is making a strong third-place showing. No Sin City entrepreneur lived a more colorful life (as chronicled by John L. Smith in the aptly titled No Limit). However, it has not taken Las Vegans — myself included — long to forget ex-MGM Mirage CEO (and diversity pioneer) J. Terrence Lanni, who got but one vote. Sic transit gloria mundi.

Here at LVA, our poll question of the moment asks, “As you may have read in LVA, we’ll have a big new gourmet dining guide to Vegas coming out later this year; so, in the meantime, we figured we’d canvas your tastes in the culinary department. It’s a simple question: What’s your favorite type of food when you’re in Las Vegas?” This is proving even more popular than our resort-fees survey, notching 5,400+ responses to date.

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