“Only Cirque could screw up Elvis in Vegas … I’m from Vegas, and when you are from here, you watch Cirque and you feel like you’ve been raided.” — producer David Saxe, one of the few dissenting voices permitted in the six-page fellation of Cirque du Soleil that comprised the Las Vegas Sun‘s entire Saturday edition. Discounted tickets for Michael Jackson the Immortal World Tour™ and the accompanying “Fan Fest” at Mandalay Bay are already showing up on Living Social. This newest manifestation of Cirque many not be the money-spinner that even S&G was expecting.
P.S.: Thank God this bigoted, solipsisitic imbecile is no longer in a position to make substantive decisions regarding the casinos that bear his name. Congratulations, Marc Lasry, on hanging such an albatross around your neck.