One Vegas castastrophe, slightly used

If you’ve got a spare $1,450 handy, you can be the proud owner of the London Clubs marquee that formerly adorned Planet Hollywood‘s façade back when it was still the Aladdin, plus one baccarat chip, shipping and handling not included. (Some assembly required.) “It was the first European style casio [sic] in Las Vegas,” writes seller Mark, and undoubtedly the last, I might add. It successively broke the backs of London Clubs International and Planet Ho’s casino division, reducing both to minor principalities in the Caesars Entertainment empire. At a mere 13 feet long and 6 feet, 6 inches high, and weighing only 175 pounds, this is clearly the perfect accessory for your “man cave” or yard, as Mark suggests. Heck, I can just see it on my front lawn. There’s much weirder stuff just down the street … although those killjoys at UNLV removed the suspected meth lab that was sitting at the south end of their campus.

Speaking of the fates of LCI and Planet Ho, how did this marquee come to be in private hands? Or is Mark really Gary Loveman in disguise? He’s gotta pay the interest on that $20 billion somehow. Better hurry, folks, before Lonnie Hammargren snaps this up for his house of horrors.

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