… as in the Las Vegas Advisor weekly poll. Tomorrow’s promises to be a real doozy. The question is, What was the worst show in recent Strip and Downtown history? The dog kennel hasn’t been completely filled but I can share with you some of the nicknames our hard-working research department has coined for some of the great stinkers of Sin City: Pammy and the Klok … Steve Wyrick, Master of the Anticlimax … Melinda “Oh shit, what’s the car still doing here?” Saxe (aka Melinda, Worst Lady of Magic) … Triumph: It Ran out of Steam … Wayne Newton: Once Before I Die … Scarlett the Booby Magic Psycho … Michael Jackson The Immoral World Tour … Striptease The Show (not to be confused with Striptease The Laxative) … and here but already half-forgotten, Smurf The Musical.
Hot girl-on-girl action at the Olympics? Maybe I’ve been too quick to write off synchronized swimming as the Snooki of Olympic sports.