Quote of the Day

“I must have missed that lecture in school.” — Rep. Joe Heck (R-NV) on senatorial aspirant Todd Akin‘s curious theories of reproduction. Dr. Heck, it should be noted is not only an M.D. but a battlefield surgeon who has tended to our wounded in Iraq. We need more like him. As for Akin’s self-professed friendship with another American hero, John Paul Jones (1747-1792), that would make the outgoing Missouri congressman a spry 230 years old, at minimum. His AARP discounts must be awesome!

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